Advice for our competitors:
Suck less.

Advice for our competitors:

 

Try sucking less.

Advice for our competitors:

 

Try sucking less.

We’re a CREATIVE agency
that codes

People judge first with their eyes and ears, which is why we produce our own videos, photography, designs, logos, and more.

We’re a CODING AGENCY THAT PRODUCES CREATIVES

We aren’t just some run-of-the-mill “i learned 2 code” basic app makers. We are fullstack engineers with decades of experience on the bleeding edge.

“This is garbage. I love it!”

– said no one, ever

We create compelling advertisements, campaigns, and marketing platforms. It’s not enough to simply build a lead-funnel. We want your customers to interact with what we build, learn something, and be encouraged to move forward.

Rule #1

“Data” isn’t everything.

We hear a whole lot about how everyone is “data-driven” — but that’s not us. We are insight-driven.

It’s not the size of the data. It’s how you use it. 

Rule #2

Top talent costs more.

There are plenty of places you can get discount work. Try outsourcing work overseas if you want a cheap product.

Our team ain’t cheap, because we don’t deliver shitty products. 

Rule #3

Crush it.

If you don’t have any interest in taking the biggest swing, it’s going to be hard for us to work together.

Excitement sells. Make it fun. Make it interesting. Wow people. Be memorable.

It’s hard to show off code, so here’s some award winning videography instead.

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Want details? It’s all connected.

What we do is multi-faceted. We don’t run ads without machine learning on Sagemaker or Spell. We don’t make ads without first putting together a creative package that works. We don’t generate leads without doing market research.

This isn’t a cafeteria where you just pick the pieces you want. This is momma’s house, and you get everything on the plate.

How We Make The Donuts

Everything happens in stages. We like plans that are laid out cleanly, and easy for anyone to follow along. This allows us to hit my timelines.

Concept & User Experience

Maybe you have an idea, perhaps a vision. We help you refine it, tune it, and then we give you the first scan of your project: Functional staging versions of your website or application, so you understand how users will experience you project.

Engineering & Development

This is how we turn your idea into a product. We send you ideas, and you send us ideas back. We work together and engineer something that has form to match its function. This is also when we’re usually drinking the most coffee.

Launch & Operations

We put on the finishing touches. Those times where you say, “One more thing” — right before we hit the go-button. Even after launch, we need to make sure everything is operational, the way you expect it to be. Does it work with your existing infrastructure? Alright. We are ready to GO.

Evolve, Advertise, and Marketing

Putting the product live is just the beginning. Now we collect inbound data to understand your business, and write machine learning models that can generate you more revenue. At the end of the day, projects we’re in charge of make money.

Let’s talk about it.

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